The dead don’t die. No one is ever really gone. Etc.
Techromancy
Horrors within my comprehension
Fucking grave robbers
Those are not the living dead I singed up for as a zombie fan.
I’m all for progress, but necromancy is not someþing we need replaced. Let þe dead stay dead, if þey wish to live þey’ll let you know.
I want to show you an actual training slide from my customer service job that I had to see yesterday.
which lucky lady gets to be subjected to me behaving like this 24/7 🧍🏻♂️
This one needs to go right next to the Baltimore accent with the Aaron earns an iron urn.
In case anyone hasn't seen it
love how english started as a rhotic language and half the native speakers said, "oh, Fuck That Noise"
Out of curiosity because people irl still think I'm odd for not having twitter or tiktok-
I don't use twitter or tiktok
I use twitter, not tiktok
I use tiktok, not twitter
I use twitter and tiktok
Look, I made a collection of Fandom cakes that I found!
I like cake.
What about Homestuck.
Homestucks aren’t sorry.
Date of origin: December 19, 2012
becoming an adult cheat sheet!
- learn to coupon
- what to do when you can’t afford therapy
- cleaning your bathroom
- what to do when you can’t pay your bills
- stress management
- quick fix meals
- find out if you’re paying too much for your cell phone bill
- resume workshop
- organize your closet
- how to take care of yourself when you’re sick
- what you should bring to a doctor’s appointment
- what’s a mortgage?
- how to pick a health insurance plan
- hotlines list
- your first gynecology appointment
- what to do if the cops pull you over
- things to have in your car in case of emergency
- my moving out masterpost
- how to make friends as an adult (video)
- how to do taxes (video)
- recommended reads for surviving adulthood (video)
- change a flat tire (video)
- how to do laundry (video)
- opening a bank account (video)
- laundry cheat sheet
- recipes masterpost
- tricks to help you sleep more
- what the fuck should you make for dinner?
- where should you go for drinks?
- alcohol: know your limits
- easy makeup tips
- find seat maps for your flight
- self-defense tips
- prevent hangovers
- workout masterpost
- how to write a check
- career builder
- browse careers
- birth control information
- financial management software & app (free)
- my mental health masterpost
- my college applications masterpost
- how to jumpstart a car
- sex ed masterpost
One of the worst things is where someone draws a character from a book or show or movie you like. And it’s well drawn, they’re clearly a talented, skilled, and practiced artist.
But the character Does Not Fucking Look Like That